What was that noise?

Recently, on the way back from visiting my favourite cousin in Medicine Hat, a deer jumped out of the ditch and we hit it. WHAMO! Fortunately for us, no one saw it so I didn't have time to break or else we would have had whiplash and Coburn, who was sleeping across the back seat - well, I shudder to think...

Fortunatly, we were all okay, but the deer and the car - not so much. Coburn sort of sat up and looked around, as though wondering why we were stopping at all. Ain't it funny how something that can become such a big deal to us humans is just a nap-interupter for puppies. Hm.

The Tail O' Destruction

Labs are renowned for their extremely strong tails. Until recently, Himself and I had not really seen the problem. The, as if over night, Coburn's tail became a super-powered entity, able to knock a lamp from a night table in a single swing.

Since, we've had many close calls, not to mention the broken glasses, spilled drinks and knocked-over couch-side tables. And just yesterday, as I sat on the floor playing tug with young Coburn, I got smacked in the face with the Tail O'Destruction. It will remain fun and games until someone looses an eye.

New Leash Technique

I have to admit, I'm a Slice addict. At first I just thought that their "Slice is my Vice" campaign was just a clever marketing technique, but I have to say, the small amount of TV I watch is usually on that channel.

One of my favourite shows is called At The End Of My Leash, in which Brad Pattison becomes the Bratty-Dog Whisperer. Coburn is getting so strong, even though he's still small, that his pulling on the leash has actually resulted in pulled muscles both for me and for Himself.

I've been using his "umbilical" leash technique for three days now with Coburn, and it works well! You have to have a traditional leash, not one of those string-sized, retractable leashes so popular with yappy dogs worldwide. Put the leash around your waist and slip the metal clasp through the handle. Coburn seems to like it better too, and he's been an angel on our walks since I started the technique.

Tonight, I finished working out and we took Coburn for his walk to the park to run out his sillies. The usual place we run him was competely crowded, which is weird because it's a thin dirt path, surrounded by tall grass leading into a dark forest - the kind horror stories are made of. Yet, there were easily fifteen dogs with their owners.

It didn't take me long to figure out what was going on. I know Brad Pattison holds dog training classes around here. In fact, I emailed him just last night to find out how much it costs to be involved. He was leading tonight's class up the hill - our hill! Himself and I stood still, looking on, both of us a little thrilled, and yet, a little terrified. Images of Brad breaking out from the group and saying, "Your training your dog totally wrong", "You need me! Here's my card", or even "You stole my leash technique!" filled my head. I silently prayed, until the last person's head disappeared, that Coburn would behave! Please! I plead, using the psychic pet techniques I've been reading so much about. Please don't make me look bad in front of BRAD PATTISON! Oh God.

Fortunately, Brad did not bust away from the group and hand us his card. Coburn behaved, even when the emerged from the scary forest and back onto the street. Fifteen dogs, walking fifteen feet away, and Coburn didn't even blink.

He's getting a BIG cookie tonight for that one.

Forget the dog - this is fun for me!

Coburn is getting so big and strong - in a mere three weeks he has doubled in size. Each morning upon waking as I boot up my computer to start my work day, I play with Coburn a bit - throwing a ball down the hallway or playing tug-of-war with one of his many rope toys, just to get his initial morning puppy sillies out before our am walk. This morning, as I sat in my rolly computer chair and tried to tug his toy away, my chair started to move! I was shocked, so I crossed my legs in the chair and let Coburn drag me around the apartment! Forget puppy fun - this new game is a blast for me!

Eat your heart out, evil stairs!

Himself and I are not actually supposed to have Coburn. In fact, we live in an apartment that does not allow any pets at all. The decision to get Coburn was not one we made lightly - in fact, we have been planning and saving money for two years, but we wanted to have a house before we got our dog.

Many factors led us to made the decision to go ahead and get him even though we live in an apartment, but for obvious reasons, we have to be sneaky when it comes to walking him. This was extremely difficult at first, since Coburn was so terrified of the stairs he froze solid at the top.

Last weekend Coburn, my mom and I went to Redcliff to visit my favourite cousin, and I thought I would take the opportunity to teach Coburn how to use the stairs without the threat of being evicted. There are three sets of stairs in their house - a smaller, shallower set, a larger set and then the evil set from hell in the backyard. Even I'M afraid to go down those sometimes, especially if alcohol is involved.

Coburn and I started on the smallest stairs, which he ascended with only a little coaxing. No sweat! But descending the bigger set took stranding him at the top with his dinner at the bottom. Cruel? Nah. Hilarious, yes!

What shocked me though, was that mere hours after mastering the second set of stairs, Coburn very slowly climbed the evil stairs from hell. We were all on the deck and suddenly his little nose poked over the top step. We all jumped to our feet and cheered him on, and rushed to hug him when he made it up.

Now the stairs are no problem. In fact, sometimes he takes them so quickly he scares me! A few times he has fallen between the steps (and I've screamed!) but he just doesn't seem to notice his failures - or, more importantly, remember them. Each day he runs up and down those steps as though he never feared them at all. Why can't we humans do the same thing?

Screw the tags!

Every day Coburn proves to me, little by little, that he's fearless. Recently he conquered the dreaded stairs. He played with a german shephard/rotweiller cross named Rosco and didn't seem to notice a size difference. But the other day he did something truly courageous - something most humans just don't have the guts to do. Coburn tore all of the tags off his belongings.

He started with his bed, and I gasped! Coburn! You're not supposed to tear that off! He ignored me though, and by the time I tried to stop him, it was too late - the washing instructions and all that other nonsense was lying in a pile of slobber on the floor. Before I could think about his crime, he had Mr. Elephant's butt in his mouth, one paw on his head.

Weirdo squeeky frog was next, and then his kennel blanket. As I cleaned up the aftermath, I wondered - why don't we take the tags off our belongings? Shirts, beds, blankets - a stitch-ripper would do the trick without leaving any itchy remnants. Maybe Coburn has the right idea! Who needs these annoying bits of material anyhow!

I've vowed to rip more tags off things, beginning with my bed tags - just as soon as I work up the courage.

Dog has bum-in-chair effect

Dogs are great for work productivity. Coburn, my puppy, follows me around like – well, a puppy! And when I’m working, he’s napping under my desk. The instant I get up to do anything, even to walk ten steps to get a pen from the table, he wakes up, rises and follows me.He has these little doggy dreams – you know the ones I mean – where he’s chasing something in his sleep, his feet are kicking and he’s barking softly… the only time I’ve ever heard him bark is when he’s asleep. So, to rip him from his dreamland adventure by getting up to do anything makes me feel terrible! Therefore, I get far more work done now that I have my new puppy. The size of my bladder had better increase accordingly.